Ode To Spicy Nacho Doritos

An Ode to Spicy Nacho Doritos

Oh lovely spice;

Oh crunchy bite;

I love you so all day and night;

When I open the bag,

Crispy chips inside;

Healthy ‘cause they’re baked not fried… J

I know I’m in love;

I cannot lie;

As I pull out the first chip;

I’m so happy I could cry;

But now I must say a farewell fond;

Because I’m so big I’ll drain a pond;

Lose weight I must;

(But with any luck I’ll keep my bust;)

I will think of you often;

And, dream of your crunch;

Biggest Loser I’ll be (not the real one on t.v. in case you have actually read this far…);

Carrot sticks I’ll munch;

Don’t look for me in the snack aisle no more;

‘Cause now when I’m in the store;

I’ll be choosing healthy stuff;

My new weight loss program ain’t no bluff;

Though I’ll ne’er peer again;

Into the Family Sized Doritos bag;

I’ll look forward to losing my dreadful sag;

And become a beautiful hag!

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