An Ode to
Spicy Nacho Doritos
Oh
lovely spice;
Oh
crunchy bite;
I
love you so all day and night;
When
I open the bag,
Crispy
chips inside;
Healthy
‘cause they’re baked not fried… J
I
know I’m in love;
I
cannot lie;
As I
pull out the first chip;
I’m
so happy I could cry;
But
now I must say a farewell fond;
Because
I’m so big I’ll drain a pond;
Lose
weight I must;
(But
with any luck I’ll keep my bust;)
I
will think of you often;
And,
dream of your crunch;
Biggest
Loser I’ll be (not the real one on t.v. in case you have actually read this
far…);
Carrot
sticks I’ll munch;
Don’t
look for me in the snack aisle no more;
‘Cause
now when I’m in the store;
I’ll
be choosing healthy stuff;
My
new weight loss program ain’t no bluff;
Though
I’ll ne’er peer again;
Into
the Family Sized Doritos bag;
I’ll
look forward to losing my dreadful sag;
And
become a beautiful hag!