An Ode to Spicy Nacho Doritos Oh lovely spice; Oh crunchy bite; I love you so all day and night; When I open the bag, Crispy chips inside; Healthy ‘cause they’re baked not fried… J I know I’m in love; I cannot lie; As I pull out the first chip; I’m so happy I could cry; But now I must say a farewell fond; Because I’m so big I’ll drain a pond; Lose weight I must; (But with any luck I’ll keep my bust;) I will think of you often; And, dream of your crunch; Biggest Loser I’ll be (not the real one on t.v. in case you have actually read this far…); Carrot sticks I’ll munch; Don’t look for me in the snack aisle no more; ‘Cause now when I’m in the store; I’ll be choosing healthy stuff; My new weight loss program ain’t no bluff; Though I’ll ne’er peer again; Into the Family Sized Doritos bag; I’ll look forward to losing my dreadful sag; And become a beautiful hag!
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